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Tom Cruise, an American "actor". If by actor you mean a nut crazed scientologist intent on killing everyone for the "benefit" of mankind (yea right). He's extremely dangerous. Most actions of Tom Cruise are filmed in plain sight and released as "films", most of these filmmakers are killed on plain sight by Tom Cruise himself with absolutely no evidence left whatsoever. His films are released to the general public in things we call "theaters" in which people can view them from the safety of a "screen". Experiencing Tom Cruise from a distance is extremely recommended. However, if you even get near to Tom Cruise, you'll be killed before you have a chance to scream. You have been warned!

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