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Watchout hitchhikers! There are Mountain Dew fanatics out there who go a bit too far.

Mountain Dew is a variation of a carbon based liquid known a soda. Mountain Dew has a abnormal amount of sugar and caffine and is rumored to cause tooth decay. Who cares if it causes tooth decay? I mean, it tastes good and it makes you hyper. What more could you ask for in a plastic bottle container? Well anyway, "The Dew" is green and clear so you can see through it. There is also a red version of it and an orange version, which by looking at it I know I hate it since I don't like orange anything. I do enjoy tangerines though. I once drank about eight cans of Mountain Dew. I was up until 4:08 in the morning.

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