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Michael Jackson

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Michael Jackson, also known as MJ, is a homosexual male that likes to rape people.

What to do in the Event of a SightingEdit

  • Get into a well lit area
  • Start screaming
  • Call 911
  • Resist his gay voice
  • Check your e-mail
  • Repeat if necessary

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