J. K. Rowling was an ordinary Earthwoman, best known for brainwashing the Earth's human children by using a series of mind control devices, cleverly disguised as seven novels about a boy wizard named Harry Potter. She plans on using this power over Earth's children to begin a new era of the planet, in which she shall be supreme ruler over the many child slaves. Miss Rowling also enjoys chamber music and tenpin bowling.

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