An iPod is a small, multimedia device that despite being amazingly primitive, human beings still believe to be hi-tech.


It was designed by some unknown office drone at Apple Inc. and went on to be made into several flavours:

  • - Classic (yet not that old)
  • - Nano (yet not that small)
  • - Touch (yet not that interesting to touch)

and a mobile telephone variant:

  • - iPhone (yet with no need for an 'i' in the name).

Apple Inc.Edit

The CEOs of Apple Inc. are a bunch of brainless, mindless jerks who will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

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