Global warming

From Hitchhikers Guide

Global warming is a concept thought up by the government to make you wet your pants in fear and give much more money to the government then needed. Thought up by Al Gore and a bunch of people, it is the greatest scientific ploy in the history of the entire earth. Much more fraudulent then the fact that the sun would really die or that aliens did 9/11, that is so absurd, and just because there is proof doesn't mean it's real. I have not seen this proof and nobody will ever see them. Their really, really basic reasoning behind this is...

"Hot be the sun, if it continues we all die"

Many people have reckoned this to be a load of poop, mostly because if the Sun were to die out then wouldn't global warming end? Furthermore, mostly, we have not seen a change on how we see it. Mostly because nothing has changed at all, mostly my environmental sensors detect that the earth has not changed one bit since it's creation, not one. The way I see it, we are all just apes and have never evolved, ever. And besides, with all the electrical cars and planes their putting out on the market. Are they really making a difference at all. I have not seen a change and neither will the entire earth.

But really, what do I know?

There is an interesting thing about global warming that few take into account: it does actually happen. The weather cycles of the Earth shift back and forth, as seen by the last ice age. What is currently unknown, and thusly what we should ponder, is the effect that humans and their silly little inventions have on the whole thing.