Earth
From Hitchhikers Guide
Earth (Mostly Harmless) is a pretty big place with a lot of history that has built up over the years. Most of it has been an utter mess, with such things as Hitler and Pol Pot and the rest. Basically the whole of human existence is made up of tea, lunch, breakfast and sometimes brunch and editing wikis. A very meaningless existence if i should say so myself.
[edit] Pros
- Earth has an atmosphere so you don't collapse and die.
- Earth has many facilities, including acceptable toilets, which sometimes you have to throw a round flat stone in to use.
[edit] Cons
- On earth you are governed by the powers that be. This means France; the country that hosts the Hadron Collider that, this November, will supposedly produce a black hole that will devour the Earth, as well as Iran; whose leader kindly stated his wishes for a Nuclear Holocaust to begin with the bombing of Israel, another small, insignificant country in the Middle East.
